{Vintage} Conversations With the Kid

Luca: "Mom, that granola bar made my tummy ANGRY"

Beth: "What does your tummy feel like?"

Luca: "Like it is fighting with the granola bar"

Beth: "How does it feel though??"

(BARFING FROM THE BACKSEAT)

Luca: "Like my tummy won."

Conversations With the Kid #1

Beth: "Shut the door."

Luca: (ignoring me)

Beth: "Luca!  Shut the door!"

Luca: (singing to himself just outside the door)

Beth: "LUCA!!  SHUT THE DOOR!!"

Luca: "You shut your face!"

Beth: "Excuse me?!" (angry look)

Luca: "Oh crap." (worried look)

Stupid Conversations #1: @ the Magic Kingdom

Beth: "Id like a smores square and a peppermint patty please."

Cast Member: "Do you want one or more smores?"

Beth: "Just one smores square please."

Cast Member: "I'm sorry, do you want one or more? Its very confusing that you keep saying 'smores', with an 's'. That means more than one."

Beth: "Actually, I keep saying 'smores' square, as in singular, or one square. And besides, there is only one 'smore' left so its a moot point really."

Cast Member: "What's that mean?!"

Beth: "It doesn't matter."

Cast Member: "Well it does to me!" (angry look)

Beth: "That's the definition of moot- it doesn't really matter."

Cast Member: "Oh." (long pause)

Beth: "So.... a smores square and a peppermint patty please."

Cast Member: "How many would you like?"