Cast Member: "Do you want one or more smores?"
Beth:
"Just one smores square please."
Cast Member:
"I'm sorry, do you want one or more? Its very confusing that you keep
saying 'smores', with an 's'. That means more than one."
Beth:
"Actually, I keep saying 'smores' square, as in singular, or one square.
And besides, there is only one 'smore' left so its a moot point really."
Cast Member:
"What's that mean?!"
Beth: "It
doesn't matter."
Cast Member:
"Well it does to me!" (angry look)
Beth:
"That's the definition of moot- it doesn't really matter."
Cast Member:
"Oh." (long pause)
Beth: "So.... a smores square and a peppermint
patty please."
Cast Member:
"How many would you like?"
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