The Tell-Tale Part (an "Oh, SNAP!" conversation)

Old Lady @ 24HR Fitness: "Is your hair blonde, or white??!"

Beth:  (looking around)  "Huh?  Are you talking to me?"

Old Lady: "Umm, yes!" (Pointing at the tell-tale part with an annoyed expression)

Beth:  "Yes, Im a natural blonde."  (as I think "as if its any of your freaking business")

Old Lady: "Why would you do that?  Dye your hair a different color?!  I mean, I just do not get you girls.  It looks unnatural."  (Snarky and disgusted look)

Beth: "I dont know- why do some senior citizens get porn star boob implants and shop at Forever 21?"

Old Lady: (gasping) "WELL!  I...  Who do you think you are to judge *ME*, young lady?!!  Why I nev-"

Beth: "The 'Kettle' to your 'Pot', Grandma." (interrupting Old Lady's indignant rant)

Random passerby: "Ooooh!  She done told you!" (laughing)

Beth:  "Well... Right?" (shrugging)

Random passerby: "Uh huh, I know that's right!"

(Old Lady storms out)


The moral of the story: Dont point out someone's roots if you look like a surgical science project gone wrong.